Wow, Emma Watson looked ridiculously hot at last night's red carpet premiere of Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows, Part 1.

With rumors of nude photos circulating her college campus (almost certainly fakes, sorry) and even dudes trashing her new uber-butchy hair cut, Emma Watson proved once again a very fundamental point of Egotasticity: hot is effin' hot.

When that hair does grow back, she's going to reach supreme levels of sexiness that will cause men to throw themselves at her feet. You know, landing atop me, because I'm already down there, admiring the leather. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson’s bust is the talk of Brown University.

The Harry Potter star’s button-nose is in a bunch after her college classmates at the prestigious Rhode Island institution emailed around a photo of her standing topless in a towel next to a hot tub. Just one little problem: The 20-year-old millionaire insists the pic is a fake, just like all the other ones to have popped up on the internet recently.

Snoopsters close to Emma say the pixie-topped starlet is getting pretty sick and tired of all these dodgy nudie snaps.

“Emma is trying to seek out the source so she can put a stop to it,” a friend of the child star and current college The Daily Mail. “She says the picture has been faked.”

Spokesfolks for Watson concur: “There have been a number of nude fakes over the past two months. Emma has seen them and finds them tiresome. People should know better.”

IS THIS FAKE OR TRUE????

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Remember last week when Emma Watson showed the world her panties at the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince? We suggested she show a little more skin up top to balance out the malfunctioning slit in her vintage dress.

The Gods must have heard our plea and deemed it a fair request because as she left the premiere, Emma had an itch to play peek-a-boob with the paparazzi. By some sort of magic (youth, most likely) her tata’s were flying as high as a golden snitch in a game of Quidditch.

The English actress, 19, plans to start classes at an American university this fall. Although she hasn’t revealed which one she has been accepted at, the current rumor is that she will being work on her liberal arts degree at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island. If you happen to be a student there, get your camera phone ready. Who knows when another side boob opportunity will strike again?

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