Sure, we all know Kim Kardashian, big time celebrity, sexy reality star, plowing her way through the NFL, enjoys warm showers; and, anybody whose ever seen Cloverfield can spot Khloe Kardashian from a mile away, stomping down the streets of Manhattan, throwing cars out of her path, but Kourtney Kardashian truly is the forgotten fame-whoring sister, and she even made a baby and everything.

More to the Egotastic! point, I think I'm not alone in saying that Kourtney Kardashian may be the hottest looking Kardashian; granted, these sexy swimsuit pictures running in Maxim India are of unknown date, but they show the diminutive sister, famous for reasons nobody can actually answer, looking all boobacious and sexy and downright desirable.

I may regret pumping up any of these three Kris Jenner silicon-infused daughter-robots, but, for today, I am really ogling Kourtney with extreme delight. Enjoy.

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As a millionaire former pop star and an aristocratic boyfriend on her arm, you'd think Geri Halliwell could afford a decent swimsuit.

But as she relaxed on a boat off the coast of St Tropez yesterday, it appeared the 38-year-old was wearing a red bikini slightly too small for her ample cleavage

As she boarded a speedboat to take her from her yacht to the beach, a paranoid Geri examined her cleavage to make sure everything was in place... just.

Over-exposed: Geri Halliwell suffers from 'under cleavage' as she shows off her figure in a red bikini in St Tropez... which appears a few sizes too small for her

Is everything in place? Geri keeps a close eye on her ample cleavage

But despite looking in fantastic shape as she enjoyed her second trip to the French Riviera this year, it looked like the former Spice Girl may have been wearing a bikini bought during her skinnier days.

The result saw her expose her 'under cleavage', otherwise known as 'neathage'.

Once on the beach, Geri and boyfriend Henry Beckwith, 31, showed their affection for each other as they frolicked in the waves and cuddled each other.

Red hot: Despite her bikini faux pas, Geri was looking toned and tanned

In the 16 months they've been together, Geri and Henry have enjoyed many holidays together with her daughter Bluebell, including several trips to the French Riviera, snowboarding in Courcheval, a Mediterranean cruise and a romantic holiday for two to the Italian island of Sardinia.

Fortunately this time round, there appeared to be no arguments for the couple, who were spotted exchanging harsh words in St Tropez last month.

Geri erupted in anger as she caught Henry giving another woman the eye as they walked back to their boat.

Overspill: Geri's two-piece fights to contain her ample curves as she enjoys a cuddle with Henry

Lift me up: Geri lay back on Henry as they cool off in the Mediterranean

She started shouting at him, waving her arms in the air and even pushing him away from her at one point.

The drama attracted the attention of another man on the beach, who came over to see what was going on.

An onlooker told Mail Online: 'Geri was absolutely fuming. She was shouting at him and telling him what for.

Tender: Geri shares an embrace with Henry

'Clearly, she was not happy about his wandering eye.'

The couple have been dating since March 2009 - just 10 days after Halliwell ended her whirlwind engagement to Italian yacht owner Fabrizio Politti.

Prior to Beckwith, Geri's longest romance was six months with American dancer Ivan 'Flipz' Velez, who she met on the Spice Girls reunion tour.

The pair enjoyed a transatlantic romance, visiting each other in Los Angeles and London.

Practising safe sun: Geri sprays her boyfriend with sun tan lotion as he pulls muscle man poses on the speedboat

Life on an ocean wave: Geri and Henry head off from their yacht on their speedboat

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The 29-year-old heiress Paris Hilton is working on her musical comeback.

She’s set to release to her second album, the follow-up to 2006’s “Paris,” which yielded the moderate hit “Stars Are Blind.” While her first album experimented with pop and hip-hop, Hilton has said that the new album is inspired by Kylie Minogue’s electronic sound.

“I really have always loved Kylie Minogue – She’s, like, one of my favorite artists,” Paris told Heat magazine. “I’ve just been really inspired by her. I just wanted my music to kind of emulate her.”

Hilton is filming the music video for an un-named track off her album, expected to be her first single. She’s filming it all the way in Ibiza, international capital of the dance music scene.

“On the set of the music video shoot,” Paris tweeted. “What an incredible house we’re shooting at and the weather is just beautiful! I love Ibiza!”

Hilton has wrapped up recording on her sophomore effort. It’s expected to be released later this year, likely under her own Heiress Records label.

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Katie Price has never been backwards in coming forwards - and now she's given a masterclass in getting publicity for her book by plastering it's title across her surgically-boosted assets.

Luckily, her latest novel is called simply Paradise - though it could be argued her considerable chest wouldn't have been troubled by a longer title.

Launching her latest tome, Katie, aka Jordan, squeezed into a cleavage-busting black bathing cossie with the front cover emblazoned across it in glitter.

Behind her at HMV's main store in London, were two bare-chested hunks dressed in trunks to keep the swimwear theme.

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